Hope is Emo

It's been awhile, it's true, America.

I really do enjoy blogging for you, but I am starting to think it's impossible for a blog to take off.

Still, my optimism struggles to shine through.

One of the things I've been thinking about is podcasting. I think it'd be interesting to start a podcast, but I don't know what I'd talk about. Probably America.

One podcast I found recently to be amusing is "Hope is Emo", a video podcast starring MTV's Crista Flanagan. It's a satire on the popular "emo" culture that's taking hold of teenyboppers and MySpace users everywhere. Flanagan pretends to be a sad teenage girl and bemoans her existence. It's funny if you know anyone who actually is emo. Check it out.

I Need More Traffic

America, I've been looking at my web stats lately, and frankly, I'm disgusted with what I see. America: The Blog is getting only a minimal amount of hits per day, which is far short from my goal of nine trillion. If you're reading this and enjoy my writing, I ask you, please tell your friends about me. If necessary, feel free to utilize posters, flyers, and explanatory pamphlets. Tape my link to people's doors and leave notes encouraging people to visit the site on windshields at the mall. Together, we can make ATB the leader in Google page rank for the keywords "America", "truth", and "kittens". I have faith in you, my brave nation.

If flyers are asking too much, you could always link to me. All publicity is greatly appreciated. Except negative publicity. That stuff sucks.