America, I've been looking at my web stats lately, and frankly, I'm disgusted with what I see. America: The Blog is getting only a minimal amount of hits per day, which is far short from my goal of nine trillion. If you're reading this and enjoy my writing, I ask you, please tell your friends about me. If necessary, feel free to utilize posters, flyers, and explanatory pamphlets. Tape my link to people's doors and leave notes encouraging people to visit the site on windshields at the mall. Together, we can make ATB the leader in Google page rank for the keywords "America", "truth", and "kittens". I have faith in you, my brave nation.
If flyers are asking too much, you could always link to me. All publicity is greatly appreciated. Except negative publicity. That stuff sucks.
Friday, June 02, 2006
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3 comments:
I think you and your buddy both stole the name. Sounds like "America: The Book."
Besides the fact that "book" has two O's and a K whereas "blog" has only one O, an L, and a G, I think you're on to something.
Hi! I haven't forgotten about you! I just changed my template recently and added you to my blogroll as well. Oh, and the cookies I baked you before looked something like this:
The plate of yummy cookies
Screw everybody! Keep on blogging!
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