One Small Step For Man

America, I have an announcement:

David Collins has handed over the domain name americatheblog.com to me, in a proverbial passing-of-the-torch from one blogger to another. He understands that there is a great deal of importance behind the concept of relevancy when it comes to the Internet. When people type in "www.cake.com", for example, they want to see pictures of delicious pastries. When people type in "www.americatheblog.com", they too want to see pictures of delicious pastries, but more importantly, they want smart, accurate coverage on hot-button and low-key issues in American politics and society—and that's what I pledge to do my best to give. In the words of John F. Kennedy: "Ask not what your [blogger] can do for you, but what you can do for your [blogger]."

Stone-cold facts, America. Stone-cold facts.